At 6:00:01 You are Safe – Friday Fictioneers – 25 October

Welcome back to the addictive fun of Friday Fictioneers! You know the best fiction can be found right here. Led by  Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, we take the photo and weave our magic with prose and poetry to entertain you. All around the world writers eagerly await their weekly tonic. Rochelle is the source of the photo for inspiration this week.

copyright – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

(Genre:Fiction) (101 words)

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“Hello, American Keyboard Company.”

“I’d like to report an issue with my new keyboard.”

“Yes sir. What is the problem?”

“My keyboard exploded.”

“Exploded?”

“Yes. Kablooey!”

“It made that sound?”

What?”

“It made that sound when it exploded?”

“Kablooey? No, that was my description.”

“So, no Kablooey?”

“No.”

“Oh,” the operator said, disappointed.

“Does it matter?”

“Well we’ve had “Kaboom”, “Kapow” and “Boomchow”. I was hoping for something new.”

“So this is a known issue?”

“Did’ya read the operation manual?”

“Some of it.”

“See Page 69.”

Rattling pages preceded a string of obscenities.

“Keyboard may explode in first six hours of use.”

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About Joe Owens

Can you tell from my writing I love God? I hope so because that is what I want you to know most about me. I am also a writer who loves taking on fiction prompts and crafting a story. One day you will read my work in print. Until then enjoy it here! For free!
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13 Responses to At 6:00:01 You are Safe – Friday Fictioneers – 25 October

  1. I am guilty of not reading those little instruction manuals too.

  2. Very funny tale. And I thought it only happened to drummers…

  3. Loved the dialogue.. and that page 68 should be read carefully..

  4. Jan Brown says:

    So funny–such a realistic flavor to the dialogue. I think this is my favorite of the week 🙂

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